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The Strangest Conversations at Disney Theme Parks

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People can be weird – there’s no question about it. Disney Parks attract a wide variety of people from different walks of life and can be a pretty stressful trip for some families. Sometimes, this leads to overhearing some pretty strange things.

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Weirdest Things Overheard at Disney

As you set off to explore the various Disney Parks, such as Walt Disney World Resort in Orlando, Florida, or Disneyland Resort in Anaheim, California, it’s not uncommon to hear something from the crowds around you without even trying to listen in.

Here are just a few of the favorites…

1. “This was fun to ride after dark!” at the end of Pirates of the Caribbean at Magic Kingdom Park, which is a completely indoor ride.

2. “I JUST WANT TO SPAWN!” Those guests were trying to get from Space Mountain in Tomorrowland to Big Thunder Railroad in Frontierland while getting lost in a hoard of tourists.

3. A child at the start of Pirates of the Caribbean earnestly asks, “Will we survive?”

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4. After wearing a face mask on the former Splash Mountain: “Wow, I just got waterboarded at Disneyland!”

5. “YOU RUINED IT FOR THE WHOLE LOG!” When someone flipped off the camera on the former Splash Mountain, meaning no one could have the picture.

6. “You’re bubbling me out right now.” A plea to a bubble-gun-happy toddler.

7. “For God’s sake, Brenda, stop buying things!” Honestly, this could have been overheard at any gift shop.

8. “Ducks are not allergic to pickles, Diane!” Seems like Diane just wanted to feed the ducks some of her leftovers.

Splash Mountain Magic Kingdom Disney World woke — Credit: Disney

These ones need no explanation:

1. “I know you’re bored, but we waited in line for over an hour to meet Ariel earlier, and now Mommy wants to meet Jafar because Jafar is Mommy’s type, okay?”

2. “I’ve cried tears of joy here. I’ve cried tears of sorrow here.”

3. “Is this the line for Allison? Allison Wonderland?”

4. “EITHER WE ALL HAVE FUN, OR NONE OF US HAVE FUN.”

And last but certainly not least:

1. A guest at the end of the night said, “I’m all Disney’d out,” and a Cast Member said, “Me too.”

The above conversations were reported by listeners visiting Walt Disney World Resort and Disneyland, as documented in the Reddit threads below. Check them out below for more details and scenes.