Disney World offers several opportunities for you to make your living as a pirate. Okay, you won’t exactly be intercepting the ferry boat on Seven Seas Lagoon to rob guests of their valuables, but you’ll be able to dress up in pirate garb and say things like “Arrr, matey” and “Yo ho ho”! While some pirates work inside the theme parks, a pirate’s true place is on the water. Disney offers daytime pirate adventure cruises for children on several lakes in the resort, as well as the nighttime Pirates & Pals Fireworks Voyage for guests of all ages to watch the fireworks over Cinderella Castle. Not a bad job for a fo’c’sle swab.